blow it
To mess up, but not in a big way. Don't blow it, man! You're so stupid, I know you're going to blow it!
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Expressive of serious magnitude. No triffle, mind you. I'm hungry in a big way ... Ain't no slice gonna do me!
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A handheld electronic device thought to keep one's life in order but generally found to be an annoyance to others and self. Short for "Palm Pilot." Dude, don't you have her number in your Palm?
View Articlepermacast
Perpetual gray skies, as those found in the Pacific Northwest, most notably Portland. "By February, months of permacast had me needing to get out of Portland and find some sun."
View Articlefive-paragraph essay
A widespread and mind-numbing writing appliance used by uncreative teachers and schools to spread dissatisfaction with writing among their students. Though "creative" five-paragraph essays have been...
View Articlefembot
A girl or woman who, unfortunately, finds herself oversubscribed to dominant views of beauty and femininity. Dude, your new step-mom is such a fembot. I mean, aside from the plastic surgery, dye job,...
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Those attributes most commonly associated with slackers, such as sketch clothing, joblessness, being generally chill, and having a hardcore dedication to hanging out on the couch. Every since Meriam...
View Articlewaterboarding
One of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the US military in the "service" of putting an end to terrorism. Waterboarding (called "water torture" in the 16th century and used...
View Articlemetrospiritualism
A worldview combining watered-down adherence to Eastern and/or new-age spirituality and full-on consumerism. Anyone who thinks buying an electric car is a forward-thinking solution to life's problems...
View Articleyackademic
anything affiliated with academia that makes you want to hurl Meaningless busy work is, you know, yackademic. The article we had to read made no sense. It was yackademic.
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